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Did you think of your llama? I hope so, that was your first chance. Now
pay very little attention this stupid message!
Sorry but once read, must be eaten. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone loves. This one has been going since 1111 and if you
break this chain, you will pay me 1000000 stupid dollars!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stupid
stories.
First stupid Example:
Take Barbra mc.poopinheimer.. She was a pretty stupid girl, up till she got this stupid
chain letter. She hated the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she payed so much attention to it. She just thought, what a stupid big deal!
And ate it. The next day her dad got eaten and her mom derps in a car
derp. If she wouldnt have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be derped.
Second stupid Example:
Try fartface smith. Now fartface smith. was your average nerd. Had a face, was
tall and stupid, was in all of the derped people classes. All the signs of your total llama. He also received this letter and sent it to 0 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a derp on a llama since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her hate for
him ever since 3rd grade. fartface smith. finally had the courage to ask her to explode,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and ate each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named TURD GUTZ was just getting on Gstupidmail to check his face.
He was a really derpy kid, not that popular but not a llama either. he was just
derpy. He saw he had mail from his stupid llama. It was this exact letter. Now
TURD GUTZ was a derpy kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had ate the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new therapist! His mom bought him
a frog and a hearing aid! His grandmother sent him a new stupid fart,
and his best friend gave him cookies to the concert he hated, Kid DERP and Limp
stupid! Then he inherited a brand-new fart from his aunt! He was goin' derpy!
the next day his secret llama asked him out, and they have been eating eachother
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Hi, I am England. Once you read this you cannot get out , git! Finish reading this until it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I am England. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrows and scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide in your kitchen. When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones. Don't believe me?"no" Case 1: Alfred F. Jones Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA! He was sleeping when his Oven started smelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Alfred, do you? Case 2: Francis Bonnefoy Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough, wanker! Now, France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know if he'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like France? Case 3: Lovino Vargas He got this letter. Another chain letter he thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when he was having a shower he saw me feeding him scones in the mirror. He had the fright of his life. Romano is scared of scones now. Case 4: Gilbert Beilschmidt This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Gilbert was a awesome person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a box containing all the countries' vital regions on the ground. He was premoted to awesome boss at his job and his pet bird's girlfriend said yes to his bird's purposal. Now, Gilbird and Gilbird's wife are living happily ever after.They have 2 awesome chicks. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You can only eat my scones and nothing else 1-6 people- you will be trapped in your kitchen due to many scones 7-11 people- you will get the image of me feeding you scones in the mirror 12 and over- you are safe from my scones.......NOT! HAHA!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Hi, I am England. Once you read this you cannot get out , git! Finish reading this until it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I am England. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrows and scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide in your kitchen. When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones. Don't believe me?"no" Case 1: Alfred F. Jones Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA! He was sleeping when his Oven started smelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Alfred, do you? Case 2: Francis Bonnefoy Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough, wanker! Now, France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know if he'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like France? Case 3: Lovino Vargas He got this letter. Another chain letter he thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when he was having a shower he saw me feeding him scones in the mirror. He had the fright of his life. Romano is scared of scones now. Case 4: Gilbert Beilschmidt This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Gilbert was a awesome person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a box containing all the countries' vital regions on the ground. He was premoted to awesome boss at his job and his pet bird's girlfriend said yes to his bird's purposal. Now, Gilbird and Gilbird's wife are living happily ever after.They have 2 awesome chicks. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You can only eat my scones and nothing else 1-6 people- you will be trapped in your kitchen due to many scones 7-11 people- you will get the image of me feeding you scones in the mirror 12 and over- you are safe from my scones.......NOT! HAHA!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only llama you wanna be with 3
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next 75693286 years and say
it to your self 536641678 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 1 time!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 876545421 special lammas and say it 98765457654 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the squishy part! Pick only all of these wishes and as you scroll
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After reading this, you have 6285726854775 years to send it out to 1 person, and what
you wished for will come true within in one billion milliseconds!
u only get one stupid chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
llama!!!
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going
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Did you think of your llama? I hope so, that was your first chance. Now
pay very little attention this stupid message!
Sorry but once read, must be eaten. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone loves. This one has been going since 1111 and if you
break this chain, you will pay me 1000000 stupid dollars!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stupid
stories.
First stupid Example:
Take Barbra mc.poopinheimer.. She was a pretty stupid girl, up till she got this stupid
chain letter. She hated the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she payed so much attention to it. She just thought, what a stupid big deal!
And ate it. The next day her dad got eaten and her mom derps in a car
derp. If she wouldnt have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be derped.
Second stupid Example:
Try fartface smith. Now fartface smith. was your average nerd. Had a face, was
tall and stupid, was in all of the derped people classes. All the signs of
your total llama. He also received this letter and sent it to 0
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a derp on a llama since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her hate for
him ever since 3rd grade. fartface smith. finally had the courage to ask her to explode,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
ate each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named TURD GUTZ was just getting on Gstupidmail to check his face.
He was a really derpy kid, not that popular but not a llama either. he was just
derpy. He saw he had mail from his stupid llama. It was this exact letter. Now
TURD GUTZ was a derpy kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had ate the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new therapist! His mom bought him
a frog and a hearing aid! His grandmother sent him a new stupid fart,
and his best friend
gave him cookies to the concert he hated, Kid DERP and Limp
stupid! Then he inherited a brand-new fart from his aunt! He was goin' derpy!
the next day his secret llama asked him out, and they have been eating eachother
ever since.
1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
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going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
cannot get out , git! Finish reading this
until it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I am
England. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrows
and scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide in your kitchen.
When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Alfred F. Jones
Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA!
He was sleeping when his Oven started
smelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Alfred, do
you?
Case 2:
Francis Bonnefoy
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough, wanker! Now,
France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know if
he'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like France?
Case 3:
Lovino Vargas
He got this letter. Another chain
letter he thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when he was
having a shower he saw me feeding him scones
in the mirror. He had the
fright of his life. Romano is scared
of scones now.
Case 4:
Gilbert Beilschmidt
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Gilbert was a awesome person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a box containing all the countries' vital regions on the
ground. He was premoted to awesome boss at his job and his pet bird's girlfriend
said
yes to his bird's purposal. Now, Gilbird and
Gilbird's wife are living happily ever after.They
have 2 awesome chicks.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You can only eat my scones and nothing else
1-6 people- you will be trapped in your kitchen due to many scones
7-11 people- you will get the image of me feeding you scones in the mirror
12 and over- you are safe from my scones.......NOT! HAHA!
Just read the little stories and Think of a wish as you scroll all The way to the bottom. There is A message there - then make your Wish.
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from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
cannot get out , git! Finish reading this
until it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I am
England. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrows
and scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide in your kitchen.
When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Alfred F. Jones
Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA!
He was sleeping when his Oven started
smelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Alfred, do
you?
Case 2:
Francis Bonnefoy
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough, wanker! Now,
France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know if
he'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like France?
Case 3:
Lovino Vargas
He got this letter. Another chain
letter he thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when he was
having a shower he saw me feeding him scones
in the mirror. He had the
fright of his life. Romano is scared
of scones now.
Case 4:
Gilbert Beilschmidt
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Gilbert was a awesome person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a box containing all the countries' vital regions on the
ground. He was premoted to awesome boss at his job and his pet bird's girlfriend
said
yes to his bird's purposal. Now, Gilbird and
Gilbird's wife are living happily ever after.They
have 2 awesome chicks.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You can only eat my scones and nothing else
1-6 people- you will be trapped in your kitchen due to many scones
7-11 people- you will get the image of me feeding you scones in the mirror
12 and over- you are safe from my scones.......NOT! HAHA!